Ian Abtreibung

Fuck

                    "Don't stop me nnnnooooowwww" ~ The Man Himself

One of the strongest Cringe Hunters around, he's tie with Michaiah Masturbieren for the rank of strongest Cringe Hunter around. Unlike the latter, he didn't choose his own personal armor, instead he kept his rank 300 armor.

He originally was a basic Cringe Beast, making white b0i posts on G+, which is one of the basic breeding grounds for Cringe Monsters. However, he changed his ways after Gordon Ramsey had mercy on him during a battle. He asked Gordon to train him in the arts of Cringe Fighting, which Gordon Ramsey did with a smile. Within three years, he changed from a basic white b0i into a powerful Cringe Hunter.

Ian Is A Dick, And You Shouldn't Be His Friend
Ian is a dick. A real veiny one to. He is also pretty small. The balls beneath him are really tiny and hairy too. Really hairy balls. Really really really hairy balls. There is so much hair, it looks like a lions mane. I am not joking. One time, a female lion tried to mate with his balls. Just his balls. One time, he looked a kid straight in the eye, and the kid killed himself.