Ken Ham

"Hey kid, want some Jesus Juice in you?" -Ken Ham

Ken Ham was born when Keemstar was masturbating to animal porn and his sperms got mixed up with a suit and tie. He quickly took up the faith of Keemstarism, but he pretends to be a Christain in order to hide his true devotion to his father. He gained power by sucking dick, the quickest but worst way to gain power, giving him Anita Sarkeesian levels of power in only three years.

With all this power Ken was quick to destroy Hinduism and its followers, which he acheived in a matter of only three months. He wasn't happy with this limited power however, so he went to find something that could make him stronger.

When the Armored Skeptic decided to visit the Creation Museum, Ken knew that he had his chance. He hid in the museum and waited for the Skeptic. Once he crossed his path, Ken quickly sneaked attack, killing the Armored Skeptic and stealing his Armor, Fucker All.

Ken used the Fucker All armor to kill hundreds of cringe hunters, showing off his true power. When he looks back at his battles, he faps to a degree that a normal human can't even imagine. Ken managed to do all of this without being damaged, until Bill Nye decided to avenge his fallen Cringe Hunter. They both met at an abandoned Five Guys and fought, with Ken winning until being killed by Bill's Science Overload attack.

Bill Nye thought that he could use the armor as part of the funeral for Armored Skeptic, but before he could grab it, it was stolen by Ethan Bradberry.