Cringe Hunters

The Cringe Hunters Logo

Cringe Hunters are one of the two basic factions in the universe. They are dedicated to fighting cringe where ever it shows its ugly face. They are outnumbered by the Cringe Beasts, but they pack more heat, using advanced cringe hunting weapons. The first cringe hunting squad was created in 1888, when the evil Dop gained the power to become a cringire. This squad consisted of Johnathan Lobster, the first cringe hunter, Baron Zeeboo and Spedweegon.

This cringe hunting squad managed to defeat Dop, but not without the loss of Baron.

The first cringe hunter

Cringe Hunting Ranks
As to be expected from any army, there are ranks to the Cringe Hunters. The ranks go like this;

Rank 1: The most common rank, they have Jared Fogle levels of power.

Rank 2: Less common than rank one, but common nonetheless, they have the same power level as young Keemstar.

Rank 10: Soldiers with the power of Yamcha

Rank 25: Soldiers that have the power of Josh Feuerstien

Rank 50: Soldiers that have the power of Anita Sarkeesian

Rank 175: High Ranking Officers that require at the very least the same power level as Harambe

Rank 300: Officers with George Zimmerman levels of power

Rank 911: Elites with Gordon Ramsey Levels of power